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48 LETTERS TO pecially evitate all disassiduity in the mundification of his dental organs and cutaneous surface - must not be disidose in pediluvy, balneation and salination for the remotion of all hõgo, occasioned by transudations - he must never make an introgression into the manse during a līmose season without sedulous depuration of his pedal extremities - must never be guilty of sputations on the tapis. All mussitations relative to the elixation of esculents and cibarious preparations; and all noctivagations and omnivagations subjecting me to excubation, are peremptorily tabooed.

In his mense in the presence of others, he must be bonnair, homiletic - of not too potestative portance – lusory with the bairns and paradigmatic to them - devoid of all incivism, inertitude and ingannation. In his collocution, he must not be pompatic, periphrastical, clerkless nor incony - nor must he be too nasute, nor use macrology. He must not balbucinate nor indulge in homophony, nor be stertorious in his obdormition, nor be a somniloquist, but a quodlibetarian. In his operosity in this subcelestial arena, he must not be a carnalite, mammonist, nor be given to cosmolatry. He must be omiletical towards all eleemosynaries, sportularies, and those in a state of viduity.

Adunation with any of the existential cryptic germanities, or guilds, and indulgence in fidejussion, must never have immanency in his harns. An abjurement of all miscreance and demonocracy, and a cordial acception of Christianism must denote him.

The sponsal munities I claim are the postnate: To be autocratix in the culinary department, synarchist in other departments of the domicil, and adespotic alibi; and to commonstrate the bairns not to be solifidians nor nullifidians.

Farinaceous, lacteous, ovicular, and saccharīne substances for the facture of omnigenous doucets, sim-