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LETTERS TO chronisms and prochronisms that the entirety of the matter became ancipital to me. Yet his sapient connictations in the formation of his ergotisms, exhibited his plerophory, that the propinquity of the empyrosis was no longer a dubiosity. His anacephalæosis seized the cullibility of his audients and greatly exagitated them.

The plateau of the castramentation was quinquepartite. The one anent or paravant the ambo, having a sepiment for demarcation, had a stramineous surface for the occupancy of the sequents and questants. In juxtaposition to this, were dualistic departments for the gent, farandly, and debonnair auditors; and posterior to these were two for the bisexuous rabblement. The male department was fraught with fatours, fop doodles, boolies, louts, clawbacks, kickshoes, petit-maitres, ragabashes, rakehells, rampallions, bumpkins, jackanapes, and wassailers. The feminine department was stocked with jilts, jillflirts, malkins, mauthers, modders, tomrigs, demireps, and gamerstangs. These occupants of these two departments, mutually nictated at their lēmen, and exhibited the most derisory deport towards the homilist. Indeed, the jouissance, enter-parlance and effrenation of this bisexuous posse, were a great crux to their proximate audients. At this posse, the preachman made prepotent conatus. Although, he disclaimed in the isogogical part of his discourse, even a velleity towards decertation with any of his cotemporaries, yet he delitigated Hulotheism Islamism and Papism, and increpated all iconolaters. His incalescence became apparent, as he approximated the epilogue, or rather the parenetic part of his homily. His parenēsis was calid. I will append it to the antecedent portraiture.

“My dear sectators, I obtestate you to cherish eupathy, and a plenary fructure of religion; to morigerate