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 But what he is is the Right Honourable the Earl av Athlyne. Lord Liftinant av the County iv Roscommon—an' a jool!"

"Oh, an Irishman!" said Miss Judy. Mrs. O'Brien snorted; her national pride was hurt:

"An Irishman! God be thanked he is. But me Lady, av it'll plaze ye betther he's an Englishman too, an' a Welshman an' a Scotchman as well! Oh, th' injustice t' Ireland, Him borrn in Roscommon, an yit a Scotchman they call him bekase his biggest title is Irish!"

"Mrs. O'Brien, that's all nonsense," said Miss Judy tartly. "We may be Americans; but we've not to be played for suckers for all that! How can a Scotchman have an Irish title?"

"That's all very well, Miss Hayes, yous Americans is very cliver; but yez don't know everything. An' I may be an ignorant ould fool; but I'm not so ignorant as ye think, ayther. Wasn't there a Scotchman thit was marrid on the granddaughther iv Quane Victory hersilf—An Errll begob, what owmed the size iv a counthry in Scotland. An him all the time wid an Irish Errldom, till they turned him into a Sassenach be makin' him a Juke. Begorra! isn't it proud th' ould Laady should ha' been to git an Irishman iv any kind for the young girrl! Shure an isn't Athlyne as good as Fife any day. Hasn't he castles an' estates in Scotland an' England an Wales, as well as in Ireland. Isn't he an ould Bar'n iv some kind in Scotland an him but a young man! Begob! av it's Ireland y' objict to ye can take him as Scotch—where they say he belongs an' where he chose to live whin he became a grown man, before he wint into th' Army!"

Somehow or other the announcement and even the grandiose manner of its making gave pleasure to Joy. After all, the compliment of the stewardess was an earnest one. She had chosen for her the best that she knew. What more could she do? With a sudden smile she made a sweeping