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 4 ever a Tailor faid his teeth to ?

A. His own goose, tho' ever so well boil’d or roaste.

Q.How many toad’s tails will it take to reach up to the moon ?

A.One, if it be long enough.

Q. How many sticks gangs to the big- ging of a craw's nest.

A.None, for they are all carried.

Q.How many whites will a well made pudding prick need ?

A.When well made, it will need no more.

Q. Who was the father of Zebedee’s children ?

A.Zebedee himself.

Q.Where did Moses go when he was fifteen years old ?

A.Into his sixteenth.

Q.How near related is your aunty's