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Q. WHAT is the wisest behaviour of ignorant persons?

A. To speak of nothing but what they know, and to give their opinion of nothing but what they understand.

Q. What time is a scolding wife at her best?

A. When she is fast asleep.

Q. What time is a scolding wife at her worst.

A. When she is that wicked as to tear the hair out of her head, when she can't get at her neighbours, and thro' perfect spite bites her own tongue with her own teeth.—My hearty wish is, that all such wicked vipers may ever do so.