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7 Q. Are young and old of them alike for ill breeding ? A. All the odds lies in the difference, for if you ask a child to whom he belongs, or who is his father, he'll bid you kiss his father's arse and then you'll ken. What sort of creatures are kindliest when they meet ? A. None can exceed the kindness of dogs when they meet in a market. Q. And what is collie's conduct when there? A. First, they kiss other's mouths and noses, smell all about, and last of all, they are so kind as to kiss each other below the tail. Q. What is the coldest part of a dog ? A. His nose. Q. What is the coldest part of a man? A. His knees. Q. What is the coldest part of a woman? A. Her backside. Q. What is the reason that these three parts of men, women, and dogs are coldest? A. Fabulous Historians, says, that there were three little holes in Noah's Ark; and that the dog stopt his nose in one, and the man put his knee in another, and into the third and bigg- est hole, the woman bang'd her backside: and