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 JOHN FALKIRK'S

CARICHES.

Question, What is the wisest behaviour of ig- norant persons ? Answer, To speak of nothing but what they know, and to give their opinion of nothing but what they thoroughly understand. Ques. What time is it when a scolding wife is at her best? Ans. When she is fast asleep. Q. What time is a scolding wife at the worst? A. When she is that wicked as to tear the hair out of her head, when she cannot get at her neighbours, and through perfect spite bites her own tongue with her own teeth.-My hearty wish is, that all such wicked vipers may ever do so. Q. What is the most effectual cure and infal- lible remedy, for a scolding wife? A. The only cure is to get out of the hearing of her; but the infalible remedy, is to nail her tongue to a growing tree, in the beginning of a