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15 Q. Who is the likest to a Boatman ? A. An hypocrite, who always looks one way and rows another, in all his transactions. Q. What are the five greatest rarities to be found in the world? A. A black Swan, a Phoenix, an Unicorn, the Philosophers' Stone, and a maiden at sixteen. Q. What is the greatest folly. that sensible people can be guilty of? A. To go to law about trifles, for whatever way the plea end, the lawyers will be the great- est gainers. Q. Who has the honestest trade in the world? A. Ballad-singers; for they always deal with ready-money: and it is as ancient as the Siege of Troy, for Homer was a ballad-singer. Q. What is the surest method for one to be- come both rich and respectable ? A. To be sober and industrious. Q. What is the best method of overcoming the argument of a positive person ? A. Either to say with him, or give him no answer. Q. What is the wisest course to be followed by a man who has a brawling and scolding wife? A. To keep silent, and then she'll bite her own fingers with anger.