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10 begin to build their nest about the first of March old stile; the Swans, observe matrimony, and if a female die, the male dare not take up with an- other or the rest will put him to death; all the Birds in general join in pairs and keep so; but the Dove resembles the adulterer, when the hen grows old he puts her away and takes another ; the Locusts observe military order, and march in bands; the Frogs resembles gipsies and ped- lers, for the young ones ride the old ones to death. Q. Who are the merriest and heartiest peo- ple in the world? A. The Sailors, for they'll be singing and cursing and daming one another when the waves (their graves,) are going over their heads. Q. Which are the disorderliest creatures in battle? A. Cows and dogs; for they all fall on them that are neathmost. Q. What are the vainest sort of people in the world? A. A Barber, a Tailor, a young Soldier, and a poor dominie. Q. What is the great cause of the barber's vanity A. Because he is admitted to trim Noble- men's chafts, thake their sculls, take Kings by