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Q, Are young and old of them alike for ill breeding?

A. All the odds lies in the difference, for if you ask a child to whom he belongs, or who is his father, he'll bid you kiss his father's a—-e and then you'll ken.

.Q. What sort of creatures is kindliest when they meet?

A. None can exceed the kindness of                        dogs when they meet in a market.

Q. And what is collie's conduct when there.

A. First, they kiss other's mouths and noses, smell all about, and last of                        all, they are so kind as to kiss other below the tail.

Q. What is the coldest part of a dog? A. His nose.

Q. What is the coldest part of a man? A. His knees.

Q. What is the coldest part of a woman?

A. Her back.

Q. What is the reason that these three parts of men, women, and dogs are coldest?