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JOHN FALKIRK'S

C A R I C H E S.

-                        Q. What is the wisest behaviour of                       of ignorant persons? A. To speak of nothing but what they know, and to give their opinion of                      nothing but what they understand.

Q. What time is a scolding wife at                      the best?

A. When she is fast asleep.

Q. What time is a scolding wife at                      the worst?

A. When she is that wicked as to tear the hair out of her head, when she can't                      get at her neighbours, and thro' perfect spite bites her own tongue with her own teeth.---My hearty wish is, that all such wicked vipers may ever do so.