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 ease, that if she was to live to the age of Methuselem she would never be without a bottle of my excellent water; for it is an antidote against all distempers; and for the benefit of the poor, it is but One Shilling a Bottle. And as my stay here is very short, those who love their healths, let them stock themselves while they may departure will be very sudden.

ING Charles II. with some of his Nobles being a haymaking, Nell Gwynn stood looking on Quoth the King, So Nell, why do you not make Hay? To which he replies, If your Majesty and Nobles will cock as much as you can, I will spread for you all.

It being Miss Davis's turn to lie with the King. Neil Cwynn invited her to a colation of sweet meats, in which she mixed some powder. After the treat was over, Miss Davis went to the King's apartment; but when his Majesty and she were in bed, the powder began to operate so very violently that as he was cocking, and ready to storm the fort of love, the sally was so great, that his Majesty was forced to retire and leave his shirten bed-fellow, with whom he was never friends afar King