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 PS undefined (Ah, spare us!)

Every bill and every measure That may gratify his pleasure, Though your fury it arouses, Shall be passed by both your Houses! You shall sit, if he sees reason, Through the grouse and salmon season: He shall end the cherished rights You enjoy on Wednesday nights: He shall prick that annual blister, Marriage with deceased wife's sister: Titles shall ennoble, then, All the Common Councilmen:
 * Peers shall teem in Christendom,
 * And a Duke's exalted station
 * Be attainable by Com-
 * Petitive Examination!

Young Strephon is the kind of lout We do not care a fig about! We cannot ssay [sic] What evils may Result in consequence.

But lordly vengeance will pursue All kinds of common people who Oppose our views, Or boldly choose To offer us offence.

He'd better fly at humbler game, Or our forbearance he must claim If he'd escape In any shape A very painful wrench!

Your powers we dauntlessly pooh-pooh: A dire revenge will fall on you If you besiege Our high prestige (The word "prestige" is French).

With Strephon for your foe, no doubt, A fearful prospect opens out, And who shall say What evils may Result in consequence?

A hideous vengeance will pursue All noblemen who venture to Oppose his views, Or boldly choose To offer him offence.

'Twill plunge them into grief and shame; His kind forbearance they must claim, If they'd escape In any shape A very painful wrench.

Although our threats you now pooh-pooh, A dire revenge will fall on you, Should he besiege Your high prestige— (The word "prestige" is French.)