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 MARK TWAIN

and you take mine. I will say to the dukes and counts and princes of the ancient nobility of France : &quot;Ha, ha! You must have a pretty hard time trying to find out who your grandfathers were? *

They will merely smile indifferently and not feel hurt, because they can trace their lineage back through centuries.

And you will hurl mine at every individual in the American nation, saying :

&quot;And you must have a pretty hard time trying to find out who your fathers were.&quot; They will merely smile indifferently, and not feel hurt, because they haven t any difficulty in finding their fathers.

Do you get the idea? The whole harm in the anecdotes is in the point, you see; and when we swap them around that way, they haven t any.

That settles it perfectly and beautifully, and I am glad I thought of it. I am very glad indeed, M. Bourget; for it was just that little wee thing that caused the whole difficulty and made you dictate the Reply, and your amanuensis call me all those hard names which the magazines dislike so. And I did it all in fun, too, trying to cap your funny anecdote with another one on the give-and-take principle, you know which is American. I didn t know that with the French it was all give and no take, and you didn t tell me. But now that I have made everything comfortable again, and fixed both anec dotes so they can never have any point any more, I know you will forgive me.

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