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21 kame. Now, said I, goodwife, be good, bridle your passion, and buy a bane kame and coloured napkin, I'll gie you a whaukin' penny-worth, will gar you sing in your bed, if I should sell you the tae half and gift you the tither, and gar you pay for every inehinch [sic] o't sweetly or a' be done. HeehHech [sic], man, said she, ye're a hearty fallow, and I hae need o' a' these things, but a bane kame I maun hae; for our Sannock's head is a' hotehenhotchen [sic], and our John's is little better, for an' let them alane but ae eight days, they grow as grit as grossets. And here I sold a bane kame and a napkin, for she believed such a douse lad as I had no hand in make the boy burn the bone comb.

The next house I came into, there was a very little tailor sitting on a table, like a t—d on a trencher, with his legs plet over other, made me imagine he was a sucking three-footed tailor; first I sold him a thimble, and then he wanted needles which I showed him, one paper after another; he looked their eves and trying their nibs in his sleeve, dropt the ones he thought proper on the ground between his feet, where he sat in a dark corner near the fire, thinking I did not perceive him. O said he them needles of yours are not good, man, I'll not buy any of them, I do not think you need, said I, taking them out of his hand, and lights a eandlecandle [sic] that was standing near by; come, said I, sit about, you thieving dog, till I gather up my needles, then gathers up ten of them. Come, said he, I'll buy twal penny worth of them frae ye, I hae troubled you sae muckle; no, said I, you lousied dog, I'll sell you none, if there's any on the ground, seek them up and stap them in a beast's a—se; but if ye were a man, I would burn you in the fire, though it be