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 ( 20 ) with me when at home, my ſweet croſs upon by dear breaſt, bound to my bleh buttonhole. Tom. And what manner of worſhip did you perform by that. Pady. Why dared my croſt, the pope and the prieſt curſed Oliver a black crow, and swears myſelf a cut- throat against all protestants and church of England- men. Tom. And whet is the matter, but you would be a church of England man or Scotiſh Preſbyterian yourself Pady. "Derul it it until for an Irishman, but had fliaint Patrick, been a Prebe, I had been the ſame Tom. And for what can fuuld you Presbyterian then, Pady. Pady. Because they have a liberty to eat fill in Lent and everything that fit for the belly Tom. What Pudy, are you ſuch lover of Befh that you would change your prefeſſion for it. Pady. O yes that's what I would, I love beth of all k ne theep's beef feine mutton, Ware' Hells, and hen's venilion but our relipion is one of the lungret in the wodd, al ! but it makes my teeth to weep, and my belly to water, when I fee tht Search Prebyterian's und Lalih churchmen, in time of Leat, feeding upon bulls baru, and flieeps young children. Tom Why, Pady, do you lay the bull is a fumicator, and act baftarda? Pady, Aira deur thoy, I never for the cow and her husband all the days of my life, or get before I was born, going to the church to be married, and what then can bis fons and daughters be but bailards. Tom. O Paily, Ped, the cow is but a cow, and ſo are you. but what reward will you get when you are dead, for punifhing your belly fo while you are alive. Pady. By hot wild live like a sio when am dead, for I will reather pay for maat tot drink - Tom. What, Pady, do you think that you are to com alive again when you are dead? Podr. Oyo, we that are true Roman Catholic