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 The piper's advice. Now my pra' ponnie lade I wul just tell you what, whene'er that you'l'toon by the stoup-whisky sat. la hearty goot freenships, your whisles po' wat, just tuek the goot trams but no fill yoursels fou' For oich! pe' sin fu' po shiame fu' an' a' to fill yoursels fu' as po haud pe the wa', Or toon in the tirty hole gutters pe fa', an' wallow the mire like the wikle plack cow. She's sure gin you juist tak the troubles pe look; the place I'm forgot in the pra' bible puek, Pe tell you that you ta' wi' trapies mocht cuek, for goot o' ta' pody no fill yoursell fu'. You mocht tuekit ae' glass you mocht tuckit twa, yon mocht tuekit sax for pe belp lim ewa' But oich dinna tuek him to gar yourselo fa", for that wad play tamn an hellnatione wi' you The whiskya pe goot when ta' pelly pe sore, pe goot when ahone heelanman trawa'uino claycore, For t'en he'l perform ta' great wonders galyore, Sko lang as ta' dirk or ta' skean stood true, Pe goot for ta' peoples in all sort o' station, if they wal pe us, her in dies poderation, But when they'll pe puse her wi toxisication, far petter po suicht wi' ta' muckle plack teil.