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 it to be due to the lofty elevation I shall be called to occupy, and of which I intend to be so signal an ornament, to neglect no opportunity of acquiring these cardinal principles of humor, dangerous, double-edged implement though it be, which can only be done by association with those past-masters who as the crowning glory of our admirable legal system inhabit it in choice perfection in all its branches. I hope, my friends, I have made myself perfectly clear."

"Clear as mud," said Z9.

"Impidence!" exclaimed X012; "downright impidence! Certin to be a judge! Why, Lord love me, young feller, if ever they ax you to be the judge of a pair o' pullets at a poultry show you'll be lucky."

"Balmy," said Z9, tapping his forehead with an air of Christian pity.

"You are very probably right," said Northcote. "I suspect there is a basis of truth in this scientific opinion which you have embodied in so expressive an idiom. But at the same time I would ask you, is it not a somewhat extreme view to take of the mental condition of a barrister-at-law who has been nominated to appear at the court of the Old Bailey to-morrow morning at the hour of ten-thirty to defend one Emma Harrison, who at that time and in that place will stand her trial for wilful murder?"

"A-going to defend Emma Harrison!" exclaimed the constables. "Why, what will he be saying next?"

"I do say that, my friends," said Northcote, with a note of imperiousness in his voice that was