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 "I must make her my saint, I must burn candles to her," he muttered, recalling her image with a sense of rapture.

As he stood under the lamp, a very large and slow-footed policeman waddled up towards him, trying doors and casting the light of his lantern down the areas he passed. As he went by, keenly scrutinizing the figure of the young man, yet pretending not to notice it, Northcote hailed him.

"Where might I be, policeman? I am strange to these parts."

"Well," said the policeman slowly and with effort, "you might be in Balham, but you ain't. Likewise, you might be at Charing Cross, but you are not there, nuther."

"I observe, policeman, that you have graduated in the school of judicial humor," said Northcote, delighted by the suavity of outline of X012. "If every man had his rights, which of course it is utopian to expect, you would be adding lustre to the bench. Your mental gifts fit you equally to be a judge, a recorder, or a stipendiary magistrate."

Such an exaggerated view of his merits produced a deep-founded suspicion in the honest breast of X012.

"If every man had 'is rights," said the custodian of the peace, speaking slowly and with effort, and eying Northcote with the solemnity of a horse, "you'd be took up on suspicion, young feller, and charged with loitering with intent."

Northcote dispelled the suburban quietude with a guffaw.

"Being unwilling," said he, "to impale myself upon that spiked railing which calls itself the law,