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Course it would, now ’at you’ve put him up to it!

Well, as long as the women tell the gals all they know, it’s nothin’ but right that men should give their kind the benefit o’ their experience. If they didn’t, the women ’ld soon be on top!

I dunno’s that ’ld be sich a calamity. If women had their way they’d be less fightin’ an’ drinkin’ an’ more folks a-workin’ fer the comin’ o’ the Kingdom o’ Heaven on earth!

At least they’d be fewer a-pinchin’ pore dumb brutes to git out o’ doin’ any sort o’ work. Men ain’t perfect. I can think o’ lots o’ ways o’ improvin’ the breed.

It’s a quair thing to me that woman, ever sence the Lord made her out o’ man’s crookedest part, has allus considered it her main job to keep him straight!

If that’s her main job, she’s made a purty pore job of it!