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Rh That pork 's unwholesome, doctors tell us Though of the fact I'm somewhat jealous; And I believe, beyond all question, Bacon is sovereign for digestion. For this one cause, among a few, I'm glad I was not born a Jew. No quadruped like Piggy claims To give his flesh so many names; The calf and sheep half starve the glutton By yielding only veal and mutton, While all extol the liberal swine For griskin and the savoury chine. How often does the brawny flitch Adorn the table and enrich The stately ham, the rasher small Are liked in every state; and all Who will confess they see no good in The poignant sausage and black pudding, The spare-rib, sweet-bone, ears and snout My bill of fare will quite make out; For I disdain my song to close By stooping to the pettitoes. He ne'er was seen to dance a jig, Though a genteel and graceful pig; Yet when he round my field would prance, It might be termed a country dance. Those men who dancing lives have led, Are worse than nothing when they're dead; While Piggy's goodness ne'er appears Till closed his eyes and deaf his ears. Though feeding spoilt his shape and beauty, Yet feeding was in him a duty; In spite of this reproach or that, It was his duty to grow fat. Death was to him no awful sentence, No need for sorrow or repentance; How many a gourmand, stout and big, Might envy thy last hour, O pig!