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24 answered Francis, why should they not have amusement for their money?

A citizen dying greatly in debt, it coming to his creditors' ears, Farewell, said one there is so much of mine gone with him. And he carried so much of mine, said another. One hearing them make their several complaints, said, Well, I see now, that tho' a man can carry nothing of his own out of the world, yet he way carry a great deal of other men's.

A young fellow in the country, after having an affair with a girl in the neighbourhood, said, What shall I do, Bess, if you prove with child. Oh! very well, said she for I am to be married tomorrow.