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Rh “Auction? Auction for Big Four? What? Put up on a block as you would a Jap urn or a phony diamond?”

“Uh-huh; that’s what City Hall says.”

An awful calm slunk onto that big smooth floor, as Dowd and Clancy, chins on hands, sat,—just thinking! Finally Clancy burst out with:—

“Aw! If an alarm would only ring in, right now, to stop my brain from cracking! ''Auction! Bah!!''”

A big crowd stood in City Park, including His Honor, many a Councilman, and, naturally, Old Bill Simpkins, who was always bound to know what was going on. A loud, fast-talking man, on a high stand, was shouting:—

“All right, you guys! How much? How much for this big black? A mountain of muscular ability! Young, kind, willing, smart! How much? How much?”

Bids abominably low at first, but slowly crawling up; crawling slowly, as a boa constrictor crawls up on its victim. But, without fail, as a bid was sung out from that surging, gawking, chin-lifting mob, a woman, way in back, would surpass it! And that woman hung on, as no boa