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 chamber door she let fly another crack; then she goes to order her fellow servant to give the Laird his supper, but before she could give the necessary directions, she gave fire again, which set them all a laughing; she runs into a room herself, and there she played away heir one-gun battery so fast, that you would have thought she had been besieging the Havannah, The Laird and Lady came to hear the fun, they were like to split their sides at proud Maggy. So next morning she left her place, to the great satisfaction of all her fellow servants.

Leper's landlady became very harsh to his master, and very often abused him exceedingly sure with her tongue and hands, and always called upon him for more money and to have all the money in her keeping; which Leper was sorry for. It so happened on a day that the tailor had got a hearty drubbing both with tongue and tongs, that he pouched his thimble and was going to make a queen of her: when she saw that, she cried out, O will you leave a poor tender dying woman. But Leper knowing the cause of her ill nature better than his master