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could trust, so begged Leper to do it. Leper refuses, till the laird promises him a load of meal; then Leper pulls out all the hay out of the groom's clothes; goes and gets his load of meal, and sends it to Glasgow; then goes to the groom, and says, 'Thy master is wanting thee.' So the lad in all haste runs to see what his master wanted. The laird no sooner saw him open the door than he cried out, 'Avoid thee, Satan; avoid thee, Satan!' The lad says, 'What's the matter?' 'Did you not hang yourself this morning?' 'Lord forbid!' said the lad. The laird says, 'If thou be an earthly creature, take that tankard and drink;' which he did. Then says he to his master, Leper called me up, and said you wanted me in all haste.' 'Ho, ho,' said the laird, 'I find out the story now; if I had Leper, I would run my sword through him.' But Leper before that was gone to Glasgow with his meal.

Leper was in use to give his lads their Sunday's supper, which obliged him to stay from the kirk in the afternoon, he having neither wife nor servant maid; so one Sunday afternoon, as he was cooking his pot, John Mucklecheck, and James Puff-and-blaw, two civileers, having more zeal than knowledge, came upon him, and said, 'What's the matter, sir, you go not to the