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 the patronage and favour of robber chieftains, and unloaded their packs in the 'Castle hall' for the pleasure of the fair ladies who were kept at home in "durance vile" by their rough, unwashen lords. And so perhaps it has chanced through long custom and heritage, that at this present day there is nothing quite so servile in all creation as the spectacle of the 'modiste' in attendance on a Duchess, or a 'ladies' tailor' bending himself double while deferentially presuming to measure the hips of a Princess. It is quaint,—it is pitiful,—it is intensely, deliciously comic. And when the price of the garment is never clearly stated, and the bill never sent in for years lest offence is given to 'Her Grace' or 'Her Highness'—by firms that will, nevertheless, have no scruple in sending dunning letters and legal threats to un-titled ladies, who may possibly keep them waiting a little for their money, but whose position and credit are more firmly established than those of any 'great' personages with handles to their names, it is not without a certain secret satisfaction that one hears of such fawning flunkeys of trade getting well burnt in the fires of loss and disaster. For in any case, it may be taken for granted that they always charge a double, sometimes treble price for a garment or costume, over and above what that garment or costume is really worth, and one may safely presume they base all their calculations on possible loss. It is no uncommon thing to be told that such and such an evening blouse or bodice copied 'from the Paris model' will cost Forty Guineas—"We might possibly do it for Thirty Five,"—says the costumier meditatively, studying with well-assumed gravity