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 : But, sir!


 * I've no more doubts. You’re Helen, Baroness Nordman.

(withdrawing): Lord preserve us! What are you talking about, sir? I’m a serf, a chambermaid, my name’s Grusha, I wash the floor.


 * A serf? (Pause.) But serfdom was abolished in 1861!!!


 * Lord preserve us! Why it's only 1808 now!


 * What?!! (Enter Master. Exit Maid.)

(in old-jashioned uniform): Good-day—whatever’s the matter?


 * What does all this mean? I entreat you, in the name of God, tell me what it all means? Oh! Oh! my heart! Water! Water!

(entering with Companion): Water! Water! Fire!


 * Are you ill? What has happened?


 * Spray me with water! Pinch me as hard as you can, because I’m fast asleep, I’m frightened and I can’t wake up. Wake me up! This is hellish! Or have I got hallucinations?!! (More quietly.) I’ve been travelling two days in the train and almost a whole day in the carriage. If you’re trying to hoax me, it’s not at all nice of