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 right. I'm going. [''Gives her a withering glance and exits. There is a brief pause.'']

—What about the motor?

—That was it.

—Fifty horse-power.

—Only one horse-power.

—[Goes to the cashier's desk.] Then the motor is in the garage?

—In the moon.

—That's far off.

—Far off.

—Shall I telephone now about the footman's cap?

—Don't bother. The footman has his cap.

—Has he?

—But he hasn't got a job.

—How's that?

—Because there is no mansion for him to work in. While I sat over there [points to the counter] there might have been.

—Gauntlets?

—Shan't need any.

—Twenty-four pair of white gloves.

—That's twenty-three too many. I do need one pair.

—One pair?

—For myself.

—Eight pair ladies' silk pajamas.