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A Bid at an Anctlon. 140

A Bishop on Squinting. 137

A Bishop Surprised. . 46

A "Bull" in a Pulpit. 49

A Carefully-trained Witness 95

A Cautious Referee. . 55

A Chat on Blindness. 67

A Child proving his Ability to use a Dinner Knife. 75

A Child Thrust. . 86

A Child's Definition of Happiness ... 96

A Child's Idea of a "Sister of Charity" ... 74

A Church Living in the Nineteenth Century. 146

A Clever Coachman. . 52

A Clever Juror. . 100

A Cock that couldn't Crow 148

A Collision—Illustrated. 109

A Commission Agent as a Purchaser ... 82

A Conservative "Zoo". 19

A Consistent Preacher. 44

A Consumptive Patient. 80

A Convincmg Rejoinder. 39

A Cool Reception 76

A Curious Account. . 38

A Cutting Answer. . 101

A Day after "the Fair". 55

A Dead Letter. .101

A Distinction. . .67

A Distinction and a Difference 70

A Double Disgrace. . 114

A Double-barrelled Answer 46

A Doubtful Apology. 80

"A Fellow Feeling makes us Wondrous Kind ". 83

A Fool's Knowledge and Ignorance ... 42

A Forget-Me-Not. . 104

A "Friendly" Attitude 122

A Funny Announcement 124

A Gallant Schoolboy's Clever Toast. . 181

A Good Conundrum. 97

A Good "Judge" — in more Senses than One. 152

A Good Judge of Sermons 149

A Good Move ... 77

A Good Representative. 61

A Good Shot ... 88

A Greater Reform than "The Reformation". 30

A Genuine "Turner". 21

A Grim and Witty Description of the Experience of Some Wives. . .169

A Heavy Charge. . 31

A Highwayman who Failed in Business ... 48

"A Host in Himself" is Sometimes Expensive. 73

A Humorous "Cabby". 86