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 of health of one of you would have enabled me to venture—

Philip: In fact, you were going to chance your arm.

D. V.: As far as I comprehend the significance of that popular phrase, I was.

Philip: You seem to me to be a precious rascal.

Dorothy [interposing]: Philip, you have not offered Death a chair.

D. V. [waving the suggestion aside]: I should be sorry to cause any unnecessary unpleasantness.

Philip: It will take all your time to do that.

D. V.: But I am prepared to meet you in a reasonable spirit.

Philip: Our name is Reason. Mr. and Mrs. Philip Reason.

D. V.: Ha! Ha! Very good, very good, indeed! Now I thought perhaps an appeal to chance. . ..

Philip: You propose that we should toss for it?

D. V.: The—er—spin of a coin

Philip: We haven’t got one.

D. V. [producing half-a-crown]: I had foreseen the possibility.

Philip: Very well, we’ll toss you double or quits.

D. V.: I’m afraid I don’t quite understand.

Philip: You can have both of us or none; it’s simple enough.

D. V. [angrily]: You must see that what you suggest is quite impossible.