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F this offend when ye peruse,

Pray, Reader, let this me excuse,

Mysell I only here accuse,

Who am the cause,

That e'er ye had this piece of news.

To split your jaws.

For had I right the gully guided,

And wi' a wife mysell provided,

To keep me frae that, wae betide it,

That's kent to a',

I'd staid at hame, or near beside it;

Now that's awa.

Be wiser then, and do what's right,

And mind your business wi' might,

Lest unexpected gloomy night

Shou'd you surround,

An mingle a' your pleasure bright

Wi' grief profound.

And, bonny lasses, mind this rhyme,

As true as three and sax mak nine,

If ye commit ye ken what crime,

vAnd turn unweel,

There'll something wamble in your wame,

Just like an eel.