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Rh July, 1756, and betook himself to the Western Circuit, but with little success, owing mainly to his forbidding appearance. Polwhele declares that "had Lavater been at Exeter in 1759, he must have sent Counsellor Dunning to the hospital for idiots. Not a feature marked him for the son of wisdom." He was stunted in growth, his limbs were misshapen, and his features mean and the general expression repellent. Home Tooke was wont to tell a story illustrative of Dunning's personal appearance. On one occasion Thurlow wished to see him privately, and went to the coffee-house that he frequented and inquired of the waiter whether Mr. Dunning was there. The waiter, who was new to the place, said that he did not know him. "Not know him!" roared Thurlow with a volley of oaths. "Go into the room upstairs, and if you see a gentleman there like the Knave of Clubs, tell him that he is particularly wanted." The waiter did as desired, and returned promptly with Dunning. He alone seemed to be unaware of his own ungainly appearance. One story is told of this when he was retained in defence in an assault case, and his object was to disprove the identity of the person named by an old woman as the aggressor. Abandoning his usual tactics of browbeating the witness, he commenced the cross-examination with much gentleness.

"Pray, my good woman," he inquired, "are you thoroughly acquainted with this person?"

"O, yes, sir; very well indeed."

"Come now, describe him to me. Was he short or tall?"

"Stumpy, sir; almost as much so as your honour."

"Humph! What kind of nose had he?"

"Snubby, as I should say, just like your own, sir, only not cocked up quite so much."