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hand a little rod, and in the other a golden apple; and she is pointing to an exceedingly narrow door.

Yes, the gate of life is narrow, and rod and apple—chastisement and reward—are necessary incentives urging entrance. (Text.)

(1570)

INCERTITUDE

The Rochester Democrat and Chronicle is responsible for the following story from Washington:

"Jadam," said Major McDowell, the clerk of the House of Representatives, to J. Adam Bede, of Minnesota, yesterday, "that was a fine speech you made to-day, a fine speech." "Yes, I thought it was a pretty good speech," Mr. Bede assented modestly. "It was an extremely fine speech. It was logical and had wit in it, and was delivered with great declamatory effect. I listened to it with much pleasure." "I am glad you liked it," chirruped Mr. Bede. "Indeed I did," the Major continued, "and now, if it is betraying no confidence, I'd like to ask you a question." "Why, my dear Major," exclaimed Bede, "of course I shall be glad to do anything I can for you. Go ahead." 'Well, Jadam," and the Major put a fatherly hand on Bede's shoulder. "I wish you would tell me which side of the question you are really on."

(1571)

The representative of an English newspaper, sent some time since to Ireland to move about and learn by personal observation the real political mind of the people there, reported on his return that he had been everywhere and talked with all sorts, and that as nearly as he could make out the attitude of the Irish might be stated about thus: "They don't know what they want—and they are bound to have it."—

(1572)

See.

Incitement—See.

INCITEMENT

Very much of human discontent arises from first hearing our wrongs described by others:

Rufus Choate, the American lawyer, defended a blacksmith whose creditor had seized some iron that a friend had lent him to assist in the business after a bankruptcy. The seizure of the iron was said to have been made harshly. Choate thus described it: "He arrested the arm of industry as it fell toward the anvil; he put out the breath of his bellows; he extinguished the fire upon his hearthstone. Like pirates in a gale at sea, his enemies swept everything by the board, leaving, gentlemen of the jury, not so much—not so much as a horseshoe to nail upon the door-post to keep the witches off." The blacksmith, sitting behind, was seen to have tears in his eyes at this description, and a friend noticing it, said: "Why, Tom, what's the matter with you? What are you blubbering about?" "I had no idea," said Tom in a whisper, "that I had been so abominably ab-ab bused." (Text.)—, "Curiosities of Law and Lawyers."

(1573)

See.

Incitement to Evil—See.

INCONSISTENCY

An anonymous writer in The Independent tells the following story as illustrating Mr. Hearst's belief that "money will buy the fruit of any man's work":

Some time ago a young writer applied to him for employment on his New York newspaper, and was engaged to fill a position which would become vacant at the end of a week, but in the interval the fact came to the attention of a university professor who had always taken an interest in his advancement.

"I am sorry," said the good man, "that you should have chosen that particular school of journalism for your professional start." And he proceeded to descant upon the responsibility a journalist owed to society, the influence of one educated youth's example upon others of his class, the tone a writer inevitably took from the character of the journals he worked for, etc. "And your untarnished sense of self-respect, my young friend," he concluded, "will be worth more to you, when you reach my time of life, than all the salaries an unprincipled employer can pour into your purse."

So imprest was the neophyte with this lecture in morals that he called upon Mr. Hearst the next morning and announced that he had changed his mind about accept