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 and she will never suck herself in my aught, as I told you. O dole! dole! cried the wife, is that your cure? You've cheated me, you've cheated me.

Tom being very scarce of money one time when he had his rent to pay, and tho' he was well acquainted with the butchers in Edinburgh, and tried several of them, yet none of them would lend him as much, he was known to be such a noted sharper. So Tom contrived a clever trick, to give them all the bite in general, who thus refused him; in he comes next day, (for they had all heard of the fine calf he was feeding), and tells one of the butchers who dealt with him, that he was going to sell the calf he had at home. Well said the butcher, and what will you have for it? Just thirty-five shillings, says Tom. No, says the butcher, but by what I hear of it, l’ll give you thirty. Na, says Tom, you must remember that it is not the price of it, but you may give me twenty shillings just now, and send out your lad to-morrow, and we'll perhaps agree about it. Thus Tom went through ten of them in one day, and got twenty shillings from each of them, and kept his speech against the law, for whatever they offered him for his calf he told them to remember that was not to be the price of it, but give me twenty shillings