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 18           on the calf with chalk and water; then brings it out and sells it to the butcher which was good diversion to his master and other servants to see the butcher but his own calf again. No sooner was he           gone with it, but Tom says, Now, master what will you hold but I'll steal it from him again, ere he goes two miles off? No           no, says his master I'll hold no more bets with you; but I'll give you a shilling if           you do it. Done, says Tom, it shall cost you no more; and away he runs through the fields, until he came before the but- cher, hard by the place where he stole the calf from him the day before; and there he lies down behind the hedge, and as the butcher came past, he put his hand on his mouth, and cries baw, baw, like a calf. The butcher hearing this, swears to himself, that there was the calf he had. lost the day before: down he comes, and throws the calf on the ground, gets thro' the hedge in all haste, thinking he had no           more to do but to take it up; but as he            came in at one part of the hedge, Ton jumped out at another, and gets the calf on his back; then goes over the hedge on the other side, and thro' the fields he           came safely home, with the calf on his back, while the poor butcher spent his time and labour in vain, running from