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 Of Pad; from Cork. 11 Tom. Well Pady, and where did you go when me to Ireland again! Teag. Arra dear honey, and where did I go, but o my own dear couſin, who was now become very ch by the death of the old buck his father, who pied but a few weeks before I went over, and the heill had to bury him out of pity, it did not coſt mim a farthing Tom, And what entertainment or good uſage did Lou get there, Pady? Teag. O my dear ſhoy, I was kindly uſed as ano- per gentleman, for I told him I had made ſomething it by my travels, as well as himſelf, but had got no money, therefore I had to work for my victuals Bilel I ſtaid with him. Tom. Ho poor Pady, I ſuppoſe you would not yay long there. Teag. Arra, dear honey, I could have ſtaid here ng enough, but when a man is poor, his friends bink little of him, I told him I was going to ſee my other Harry, Harry, ſaid he, Harry is dead; dead, lidl, and who killed him? Why, ſaid he, Deaths llelieu, dear honey, and where did he kill him, kid I? In his bed' ſaid he, O what for a cowardly hion was that, ſaid I' to kill'a man in his bed, and That is this fellow deaths; ſaid I? What is he, He is be that kills more than the head butcher in all ork does. Arra, dear honey, ſaid I, if he had en on Newry mountains with his brogs on, and s broad ſw'l by his fide, all the deaths in Ireland not killed him.' that impudent fellow death, he had let him alone till he had died for want of azter milk and potatoes, I am ſure 'he would have yed all the days of his life. Tom. In all your travels, when abroad, did you ver fee none of my countrymen, to inform you of What happened at home concerning your relations. Teag. Arra, dear ſhoy, 1 ſaw none but Tom Jeck