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16 Tom. And what was that Paddy?

Teag. To go down among the fishes and become a whale; then I would have lived at ease all my days having nothing to do but to drink salt water, and eat caller oysters.

Tom. What, Paddy, was you like to be drown'd again.

Teag. Ay, ay, drown'd, as cleanly drown'd as a fish, for the sea blew very loud, and the wind ran so high, that we were all cast away safe on shore, and not one of us drown'd at all.

Tom. Where did you go when you came on shore?

Teag. Arra, dear honey, I was not able to go any where, you might cast a knot on my belly, I was so hollow in my middle, so I went into a gentleman's house and told how the bad fortune I had of being drown'd between Ireland and the foot of his garden; where we came all safe ashore. But all the comfort I got from him was a word of truth.

Tom. And what was that Paddy?

Teag. Why he told me, if I had been a good boy at home, I needed not to have gone so far to push my fortune with an empty pocket; to which I answered, and what magnifies that, as long as I am a good workman at no trade at all.

Tom. I suppose, Paddy, the gentleman would make you dine with him?

Teag. I really thought I was, when I saw them roasting and skinning so many black chickens which was nothing but a few dead crows they were going to eat; ho, ho, said I, them is but dry meat at the best, of all the fowls that flee, commend me to the wing of an ox: but all that came to my share was a piece of a boil'd herring and a roasted potatoe, that was the first bit of bread I ever eat in England.

Tom. Well Paddy, what business did you follow after, in England, when you was so poor?

Teag. What sir do you imagine I was poor when I came over on such an honourable occasion as to list, and bring myself to no prefe nent at all. As I