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 24 and tied, with tugs and tadders, horſe locks and a chains; then cut and cuſtrate yard and teſticle quite as if you will not believe, put in your hand and feel! every female's made ſmooth by the ſheer bone, whers thing is to be ſeen but what is natural Then made eſcape to the deſart wild wilderneſs of Arabia : w we lived among the wild Aſſes, upon wind ſand, and lef. ling. Afterwards put to ſea in the hull of an houſe, where we were toſſed about and below the clo being driven through thickets and groves by fierce, co calm, and contrary winds; at laſt was call upon Salife plains, where our veſſel was daſhed to pieces againſt a bage ſtock. · And now my humble petition to yong Chriſtian people, is, for one hundred of your beef, hundred of your butter, another of your cheeſe, a cal your biſcuit, a tun of your beer, a keg of your rum, a pipe of your wine, a lump of your gold, a piece of ſilver, a few of your halfpence or farthings, a waugh your butter-milk, a pair of your old breeches, ſtocki or ſhoee, even a chaw of Tobacco for charity's fak

A CREED FOR ROMISH BELIEVERS I BELIEVE the Pope of Rome to be the right and true ſucceffor of Peter the Apoſle, and tha has a power above the king of the world, being ſpiri and temporal; endowed with a communication from yond the grave and can bring up any devil in its of Endour brought up Samuel to Saul ſtead. the ſame power he can, aſſiſted by the chantments of old Manaſſeh, a king Iſrael. I believe alſo in the Romiſh Prieſts, that they very civil chaſte gentlemen, keep no wives of their but partake a little of other men's when in ſecret com ſion Lacknowledge the worſhipping of images, and licks of ſhaints departed to be very juſt; but if they and not help us, they are but a parcel of ungrat wretches.
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FINIS. J. Neilſon, printer.