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 Teag. Then, Tom, since you are so inquisitive you must go ask the priest.

Tom. What came of your family then Paddy?

Teag. And what should I make of them, do you imagine that I should give them into the hands of the butchers, as they had been a parcel of young hogs: by shaint Patrick I had more unnaturality in me, than to put them in an hospital as others do.

Tom. No, I suppose you would leave them with your friends?

Teag. Ay, ay, a poor man's friend is sometimes worse than a profest enemy, the best friend I ever had in the world was my own pocket while my money lasted ; but I left two babes between the priest's door and the parish church, because I thought it was a place of mercy, and then set out for England in quest of another fortune.

Tom. And did you not take good night with your friends ere you came away.

Teag. Arra, dear honey, I had no friends in the world but an Irish half crown, and I would have been very sorry to parted with such a dear pocket-companion at such a time.

Tom. I fancy Paddy, you've come off with what they call a moon shine flitting.

Teag. You lie like a thief now for I did not see sun moon, nor stars all the night then; for I set out from Cork at the dawn of night & had travelled twenty miles all but twelve before gloaming in morning.

Tom. And where did you go to take shipping?

Teag. Arra dear honey, I came to a country village called Dublin, as big a city as any market town in all England, where I got myself aboard a little young boat with a parcel of fellows and a long leather bag. I supposed them to be tinkers, until I asked what they carried in that leather sack; they told me it was the English mail they were going over with; then said I, is the milns so scant in England, that they must send over their corn to Ireland to grind it;