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16 Tang. By the law, dear shoy, I scratched my head in a hundred parts, and then set me down to think upon it, so I minded it was my wife that was dead and pot me, and that I was alive in the young boat, with the fellows that at carries over the English meal from the Irish milns. Tom. O then Paddy, I am sure you was glad when you found yourself alive? Teag. Arra, dear shoy, I was very sure I' was alive, but I did not think to live long, so I thought it was better for me to steal and be hanged, than to live all my days and die directly with hunger at last. Tom. Had you no meat nor money along with you Teag. Arra, dear shoy, I gave all the money to the captain of the house, or gudeman of the ship, to take me into the sea or over to England, and when I was like to eat my old brogues for want of victuals I drew my hanger and cut the lock of the leather sack to get a lick of their meal; but allelieu, dear shoy, I found neither meal nor seeds, but a parcel of papers and letters poor morsel for a hungry man. Tom. O then paddy you laid dawn your honesty for nothing. Teag. Ay, ay, I was a great theif but got nothing to steal. Tom. And how did you get victuals at last? Teag. Allelieu, dear honey, the thoughts of meat Rod drink, death and life, and every thing else was out of mind, I had not a thought but one. Tom. And what was that Paddy? Teag. To go down among the fishes and become a whale; then I would have lived at ease all my days, having nothing to do but to drink salt water, and eat caller oysters. Tom. What was you like to be drowned again ? Teag. Ay, ay, drowned, as cleanly drowned as a fish for the sea blew very loud, and the wind ran so high, that we were all cast safe on shore, and not one of us drowned at all.