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12 Teag. A mare, ay, very well minded, my father was a mare in Cork. Tom. And what riches was left you by the death of your mother? Teag. A bad luck to her own barren belly, for she lived in great plenty, and died in great poverty; devoured up all or she died but two hens, and a pockful of potatoes, a poor estate for an Irish gentleman, in faith. Tom. And what did you make of the hens, and potatoes, did you sow them ? Teag. Arra, dear shoy, I sowed them in my belly, and sold the hens to a cadger. Tom. What business did your mother follow after? Teag. Greatly in the merchant way. Ton. And what sort of goods did she deal in ? Teag. Dear honey, she went through the country and sold small fishes, onions and apples, bought hens and eggs and then hatched them herself. I remember of a long-necked cock she had, of an oversea brood, that stood on the midden and picked all the stars out of the north-west, so they were never so thick there since. Tom. Now Paddy, that's a bull surpasses all: but is there none of that cock's offspring alive now. Peng. Arra, dear shoy, I don't think there are, but it is a pity but they had, for they would fly with people above the sea, which would put the use of ships out of fashion, and nobody be drowned at all. We Tom. Very well Paddy, but in all your travels did you ever get a wife? Teag. Ay, that's what I did, and a wicked wife too, and my dear shoy, I can't tell whether she is gone to Purgatory, or the parish of Pig-trantrum; for she told me she should certainly die the first opportunity she could get, as this present evil world was not worth the waiting on, so she would go and see what good things is in the world to come; so when that old rover called the Fever came raging over the whole kingdom, she went away and died out of spite. leaving me nothing but two motherless children.