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 and his Twelve Misfortunes. 13

MISFORTUNE I.

THEN she ordered John to rise and begin his wark, by putting on a fire, and to tak the twa new pigs and gang to the well for water. No sooner had John opened the door, and gone out, with a pig in every hand, than a' the boys and girls being gather’d in a croud to see him, gave a loud hazza, and clap- ping their hands at him, poor John, not knowing what it meant, thought it was fine sport, began to clap his hands too, and not minding the twa pigs, clashes the tane against the tither, till baith went to pieces, and that was a cheerful huzza to baith young and auld that was looking at him : Girzel the wife draws him into the house, and to him she flies with the wicked wife’s weapon, her TOUNGE and TANGS, and made his rib' to crack, saying, “ They tell’d me ye was daft, but I’ll ding the dafling out o’ ye, I’ll begin wi’ you as I’ve a mind to end wi’ you.” Poor John sat crying and clawing his lugs,