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24 set in order, the wife's tongue excepted, which was made of wormwood and the rest of her body of sea water, which is always in a continual tempest.

So John appeals to a Jedburgh jury if it be not easier to deal wi fools thae headstrong fashious fouks, owns he has but an empty skull, but his wicked wife wants wit to pour judgment into it, never tells him o' danger till it comes upon him, for his mother said he was a biddable bairn, if ony body had been to learn him wst.

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