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Sarpedon, you are pouring libations and laughing. For which reason Hyperbolus, having obtained by lot this year to be Hieromnemon, was afterwards deprived by us gods of his crown: for thus he will know better that he ought to spend the days of his life according to the Moon. [Enter Socrates.]

. By Respiration, and Chaos, and Air, I have not seen any man so boorish, nor so impracticable, nor so stupid, nor so forgetful; who, while learning some little petty quibbles, forgets them before he has learnt them. Nevertheless I will certainly call him out here to the light. Where is Strepsiades? come forth with your couch.

. (from within). The bugs do not permit me to bring it forth.

. Make haste and lay it down; and give me your attention. [Enter Strepsiades.]

. Very well.

. Come now; what do you now wish to learn first of those things in none of which you have ever been instructed? Tell me. About measures, or rhythms, or verses?

. I should prefer to learn about measures; for it is but lately I was cheated out of two chœnices by a meal-huckster.

. I do not ask you this, but which you account the most beautiful measure; the trimeter or the tetrameter?

. I think nothing superior to the semisextarius.

. You talk nonsense, man.

. Make a wager then with me, if the semisextarius be not a tetrameter.

. Go to the devil! how boorish you are and dull of learning! Perhaps you may be able to learn about rhythms.