Page:Captain Craig; a book of poems.djvu/83

Rh The world-refracted evidence of what Your dream denies. You cannot hide yourselves In any multitude or solitude, Or mask yourselves in any studied guise Of hardness or of old humility, But soon by some discriminating man— Some humorist at large, like Socrates— You get yourselves found out.—Now I should be Found out without an effort. For example: When I go riding, trimmed and shaved again, Consistent, adequate, respectable,— Some citizen, for curiosity, Will ask of a good neighbor, ’What is this?'— ’It is the funeral of Captain Craig,' Will be the neighbor's word.—'And who, good man, Was Captain Craig?'—'He was an humorist; And we are told that there is nothing more For any man alive to say of him.'— ’There is nothing very strange in that,' says A; ’But the brass band? What has he done to be Blown through like this by cornets and trombones? And here you have this incompatible dirge— Where are the jokes in that?'—Then B should say: ’Maintained his humor: nothing more or less.