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 24 AMERICAN WIT. " Master, if that house cost five hundred dollars, and a barrel of nails five dollars, what would a good sizeable pig come to ? Do you give it up? Well, he'd come to a bushel of corn.'

A BRIGHT IDEA. " What is light?" asked a school-master of the booby of the class. "A sovereign that is'nt full weight is light.

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