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 second husband with us. Mrs. Badger gave us, in the drawing-room, a Biographical sketch of the life and services of Captain Swosser before his marriage, and a more minute account of him dating from the time when he fell in love with her, at a ball on board the Crippler, given to the officers of that ship when she lay in Plymouth Harbor.

" The dear old Crippler ! " said Mrs. Badger, shaking her head. " She was a noble vessel. Trim, ship-shape, all a taunto, as Captain Swosser used to say. You must excuse me if I occasionally introduce a nautical expression ; I was quite a sailor once. Captain Swosser loved that craft for my sake. When she was no longer in commission, he frequently said that if he were rich enough to buy her old hulk, he would have an inscription let into the timbers of the quarter-deck where we stood as partners in the dance, to mark the spot where he fell—raked fore and aft (Captain Swosser used to say) by the fire from my tops. It was his naval way of mentioning my eyes."

Mrs. Badger shook her head, sighed, and looked in the glass.

" It was a great change from Captain Swosser to Professor Dingo," she resumed, with a plaintive smile. " I felt it a good deal at first. Such an entire revolution in my mode of life ! But custom, combined with science—particularly science—inured me to it. Being the Professor's sole companion in his botanical excursions, I almost forgot that I had ever been afloat, and became quite learned. It is singular that the Professor was the Antipodes of Captain Swosser, and that Mr. Badger is not in the least like either ! "

We then passed into a narrative of the deaths of Captain Swosser and Professor Dingo, both of whom seemed to have had very bad complaints. In the course of it, Mrs. Badger signified to us that she had never madly loved but once ; and that the object of that wild affection, never to be recalled in its fresh enthusiasm, was Captain Swosser. The Professor was yet dying by inches in the most dismal manner, and Mrs. Badger was giving us imitations of his way of saying, with great difficulty, " Where is Laura? Let Laura give me my toast and water ! " when the entrance of the gentlemen consigned him to the tomb.

Now, I observed that evening, as I had observed for some days past, that Ada and Richard were more than ever attached to each other's society ; which was but natural, seeing that they were going to be separated so soon. I was therefore not very much surprised, when we got home, and Ada and I retired upstairs, to find Ada more silent than usual ; though I was not quite prepared for her coming into my arms, and beginning to speak to me, with her face hidden.

" My darling Esther ! " murmured Ada. " I have a great secret to tell you!"

A mighty secret, my pretty one, no doubt !

" What is it, Ada ? "

" O Esther, you would never guess ! "

" Shall I try to guess?" said I.

" O no ! Don't ! Pray, don't ! " cried Ada, very much startled by the idea of my doing so.

" Now, I wonder who it can be about ? " said I, pretending to consider.