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CONTENTS

Sleep 203

Concerning Pictures 208

Modern Warfare 216

Christmas and the New Year 235

On Putting One's Head into One's Belly 242

The American Chair 245

Another "Cold Spell" 249

The Love of County 254

Disintroductions 257

The Tyranny of Fashion 261

Breaches of Promise 282

The Turko-Grecian War 287

Cats of Cheyenne 295

Thanksgiving Day 298

The Hour and the Man 302

Mortuary Electroplating 306

The Age Romantic 311

The War Everlasting 317

On THE Uses of Euthanasia 327

The Scourge of Laughter 338

The Late Lamented 341

Dethronement of the Atom 344

Dogs for the Klondike 348

Monsters and Eggs 355

Music 359

Malfeasance in Office 364

For Standing Room 368

The Jew 373

Why the Human Nose has a Western Exposure 382