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Rh The acts were two, distinct in feature, But just the same in grade and nature. Perhaps no crimes more common are, But still, the fame of this affair Has spread so wide, that every beast Must feel a little queer, at least. No doubt, my lord, that some in court, Are prejudiced by mere report; Those, in particular, who know Of circumstances, long ago, In which this Dog was implicated, And justly, too, I've heard it stated. But still, my lord, we would assure you, And alltheall the [sic] Bulls upon the jury, That we most earnestly desire Your prejudices may expire; Your prepossessions be discarded, And nought but fact and truth regarded. I only make these observations, Because so many false relations Are handed round, about the fact, As puzzles reason how to act. I therefore, as becomes my station, Request a fair investigation, Impartial, candid, and complete, And then I'm sure of Dog's defeat.
 * "It will turn out in evidence,

That, prior to this offence, Was guardian of a certain flock. And, what may well your lordship shock, The plaintiff was a member there, And fed beneath his watchful care.