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 3rd Teacher:
 * My husband's wise and well—the creature!

Board:
 * Then you can never be a teacher.

3rd Teacher:
 * Wait. For I led him such a life
 * He could not stand me as a wife;
 * Last Michaelmas, he ran away.

Board:
 * Her husband hates her, Hip, hurray!

Chorus by Board:
 * Now we have found
 * Without a doubt,
 * By process sound
 * And well thought out,
 * Each candidate
 * Is fit in truth
 * To educate
 * The mind of youth.
 * No teacher need apply to us
 * Whose married life's harmonious.